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From SF EYE #11 Dec 1992
Science Fiction Eye, P. O. Box 18539, Asheville NC 28814 (USA$10.yr $15
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SF EYE CATSCAN #11:   "Sneaking For Jesus 2001"
Conspiracy fiction.  I've come across a pair of especially remarkable
works in this odd subgenre lately.
Paul Di Filippo's treatment of the conspiracy subgenre, " My Brain
Feels Like A Bomb"  in SF EYE 8, collected some fine, colorful
specimens.  Di Filippo theorizes that the conspiracy subgenre, anchored
at its high end by GRAVITY'S RAINBOW and  FOUCAULT'S PENDULUM  and at
its low end by quite a lot of cheesy sci-fi and gooofy spy thrillers,
is unique to the twentieth-century, and bred by our modern
(postmodern?)  inability to make sense of an overwhelming flow of
high-velocity information.
This may be true.  I'm not inclined to challenge that sociological
assessment, and can even offer some backup evidence.   Where is that
postmodern flow of information more intense, and less basically
comprehensible, than in the world of computing?  Thus is bred the
interesting sub-subgenre of computer paranoia fiction -- hacker
conspiracy!  I now propose to examine two such works:  the movie (and
)  SNEAKERS, and the novel (and prophesy?)  THE ILLUMINATI.
Let's take the second item first, as it's much the more remarkable of
the two.   The ILLUMINATI  in question today has nothing to do with the
Robert Anton Wilson ILLUMINATI series; in fact, its weltanschauung is
utterly at odds with Wilson's books.   Wilson's paranoid yarn is
basically a long, rambling, crypto-erudite hipster rap-session, but
Larry Burkett's ILLUMINATI is a fictional work of evangelical Christian
exegesis, in which lesbians, leftists, dope addicts and other tools of
Satan establish a gigantic government computer network in the year
2001, with which to exterminate all Southern Baptists.
I recommend this novel highly.  Larry Burkett's ILLUMINATI has already
sold some 100,000 copies through Christian bookstores, and it
seems to
me to have tremendous crossover potential for hundreds of chuckling
cyberpunk cynics.   To my eye it's a lot more mind-blowing than any of
Wilson's books.
The Robert Anton Wilson oeuvre is perenially in print in New Age
bookstores,  and quite well known in the SF category racks.  Therefore
the CATSCAN reader may already be aware that the so-called "Illuminati"
were a freethinking secret society purportedly founded in the 1770s,
who had something to do with Freemasonry and were opposed to
established Church authority in Europe.
So far, so good.  It's not surprising that a with-it hipster dude like
R.A. Wilson would use the historical Illuminati as a head-trip
springboard to mock All Things Establishment.   The far more surprising
matter is that some evangelical Christians, such as the Reverend Pat
Robertson, not only take the 217-year-old and extremely dead
Illuminati  seriously, but are also currently dominating the social
agenda of the Republican Party.   Reverend Robertson's latest
"non-fiction" tome, THE NEW WORLD ORDER, is chock-a-block with
straightfaced and utterly paranoiac Illuminati-under-the-bed
terrormongering.  Robertson publicly credits the "satanic" Illuminati
conspiracy with direct authorship of the French Revolution and the
Bolshevik uprising, as well as sponsorship of the Trilateral Commission
and the comsymp "Eastern Establishment" generally.  The good Reverend
also expresses the gravest possible reservations about the occult
Masonic insignia on the back of the one-dollar bill.
George Bush himself, best-known public advocate of a "New World Order,"
is cast under suspicion in Robertson's work as an Illuminati tool, and
yet Bush gave his accuser prime-time TV in his party's National
Convention.  One can only marvel!
As a comparative reality-check, try and imagine Robert Anton Wilson
delivering his Hail Eris rap at a Democratic Party Convention  (while
the audience, nodding on national television, listens in sober respect
and acts really glad to be clued-in).   Odd enough for you?   No
w
imagine ontological anarchists re-writing the Democratic Party platform
on abortion, sexual behavior, and federal sponsorship of the arts.
Larry Burkett has taken this way-out sectarian extremist theo-gibberish
and made it into a techno-thriller!   The result is a true mutant among
novels.   How many science fiction novels begin with a disclaimer like
this one?
"My biggest concern in writing a novel is that someone may read too
much into it.  Obviously, I tried to use as realistic a scenario as
possible in the story.  But it is purely fictional, including the
characters, events, and timing.  It should not be assumed that it is
prophetic in any regard.  As best I know, I have a gift for teaching, a
talent for writing, and no prophetic abilities beyond that of any other
Christian."
I was so impressed by this remarkable disclaimer of Mr Burkett's that I
tracked down his address (using the CompuServe computer net) and I
succeeded in interviewing him by phone for this column.   I learned
that Mr Burkett has received some six thousand letters about his novel
ILLUMINATI from eager readers, many of them previously aware of the
Illuminati menace and eager to learn yet more.   And yes, many of those
readers do believe that the  Mr.  Burkett novel is an inspired
prophecy, despite his disclaimer, and they demand his advice on how to
shelter themselves from the secret masters of the coming Satanic
computer-cataclysm.
Even more remarkably,  a dozen correspondents claimed to have once been
Illuminati themselves, and they congratulated Mr. Burkett on his
insights into their conspiracy!  Mr. Burkett described this last
category as featuring "three or four letters that were fairly lucid."
Mr. Burkett himself seems quite lucid.   He was clearly "having some
fun" with notions he considers serious but not all *that* serious, and
in this he is not much different from many other SF authors with active
imaginations and vaguely politicized concerns.   Now a financial
consultant, Mr. Burkett was once a NASA project manager, and
 dealt with
early mainframe systems for the Gemini and Mercury missions.   As a
father, grandfather, best-selling author and head of a successful
investment-counseling firm, Mr. Burkett seemed to me to have at least
as firm a grip on consensus reality as say, Ross Perot.  In talking to
Mr Burkett I found him a calm, open and congenial gentleman.
However, Mr. Burkett is also a committed "dispensational Christian" and
he believes sincerely that abortion is an act of murder.   He is
therefore living in a basically nightmarish society in which hundreds
of thousands of innocent human beings are gruesomely murdered through
no fault of their own.   I believe that Mr. Burkett considers abortion
so great an evil that it could not possibly have been inflicted on our
society by any merely human agency.   It can only be understood as part
of an ancient, multi-generational conspiracy, planned and carried out
by the immortal and evil Adversary of Mankind through his mortal
cats-paws on Earth.
From the pyramid-eye point of view of this belief-system, it makes good
tub-thumping common-sense to assume that "Secular Humanism" is a single
monolithic entity -- even if its own useful-idiot liberal dupes seem
more-or-less unaware of their own true roles in Satan's master-plan.
All enemies are agents willy-nilly of The Enemy, and their plans run
toward a single end:  the establishment of Satan's Kingdom on Earth.
In the words of Reverend Robertson  (NEW WORLD ORDER p 6):  "A single
thread runs form the White House to the State Department to the Council
on Foreign Relations to the Trilateral Commission to secret societies
to extreme New Agers.  There must be a new world order.  It must
eliminate national sovereignty.  There must be world government, a
world police force, world courts, world banking and currency, and a
world elite in charge of it all."
Of course, if you are going to string all important global events onto
"a single thread," you are going to end up with an extremely variegated
necklace.   When you formally assemble th
e whole farrago into the pages
of a thriller-novel, as Mr. Burkett does, the result is like Lovecraft
on laughing-gas.   Mr. Burkett's fictional technique owes far more to
his favorite authors, Tom Clancy and Michael Crichton, than it does to
any genre SF writer.  Mr Burkett is not himself an SF reader.
Nevertheless, his material itself is so inherently over-the-top that
his book resembles the Call of Cthulhu far more than a hunt for Red
October.
The pace is whiplash-fast and the set-up entirely mindboggling.   In
the year 2001, the President, an Illuminati puppet "liberal,"  stages a
coup against Congress in the midst of economic collapse and massive
urban riots.   The Mossad  are bugging the White House and building a
cobalt super-bomb with the Red Chinese.   We learn that the Illuminati
began as Druids and transmuted into Freemasons; the wily Jews, of
course, have known all about the Illuminati for centuries, though never
bothering to inform us goyim.  The gay Governor of California is a
feminist church-taxing coke addict.   The "liberal" President sells
"brain-dead" crack babies to fetal-tissue medical entrepreneurs.
Meanwhile, evil liberal civil-libertarians tattoo everyone's right hand
with the scanner-code of the Beast 666.  It just goes on and on!
The yummiest item in the whole stew, however, is the identity of the
book's hero, one Jeff Wells.  Jeff's a computer hacker.  A genius
hacker for Christ.   Somewhat against his will and entirely without any
evil intent, Jeff was recruited to design and build the gigantic
Data-Net financial network, which the Illuminati secular one-worlders
then use  to consolidate power, and to pursue and harass innocent
Christian activists.   When Jeff discovers that the feds are using his
handiwork to round up Baptists and ship them by the trainload to dismal
gulags in Arizona, he drops out of the system, goes deep underground,
and joins the Christian revolutionary right.
With the moral guidance of a saintly televangelist,  Jeff, using his
powerful and extremely illegal com
puter-intrusion skills, simply chops
up Data-Net like a cook deboning a chicken.  In defence of his Savior,
Jeff basically overthrows the US Government by digital force and
violence.  He defrauds the government of billions of dollars.  He
creates thousands of false identities.  He deliberately snarls train
traffic and airport traffic.  He spies on high government officials,
tracking their every move.   The Pentagon, the Secret Service and the
FBI are all rendered into helpless fools through Jeff's skillful
tapping of a keyboard.  It's like a Smash-the-State Yippie
phone-phreak's wet-dream -- and yet it's all done in defense of
family-values.
One shuts Mr. Burkett's book regretfully and with a skull-tingling
sensation of genuine mind-expansion.
But let's now leave ILLUMINATI for a look at somewhat more actual and
far more commercially successful Yippie phone-phreak wet-dream, the
film (and novel) SNEAKERS.   As it happens, the movie tie-in novel
SNEAKERS (by one "Dewey Gram," a name that sounds rather suspicious)
is somewhat uninspired and pedestrian (especially in comparison to
ILLUMINATI).  The book has a slightly more graphic sexual-voyeur
sequence than the movie does, and some mildly interesting additional
background about the characters.   The SNEAKERS  novel seems to have
been cooked-up from an earlier screenplay than the shooting-script.
You won't miss much by skipping it entirely.
The sinister Liberal Cultural Elite (and their vile Illuminati
puppet-masters)  must take great satisfaction in comparing the audience
for a Hollywood blockbuster like SNEAKERS with the relatively tiny
readership for the eager though amateurish ILLUMINATI.   ILLUMINATI was
written in eight weeks flat, and will have a devil of a time reaching
anybody outside an evangelical chain-store.   SNEAKERS, by contrast,
cost millions to make, and has glossy posters, promo lapel buttons,
pre-release screenings, TV ads, and a video release on the way, not to
mention its own book tie-in.
SNEAKERS will also be watched with a straight face a
nd genuine
enjoyment by millions of Americans, despite its "radical" attitude and
its open  sympathies with 60s New Leftist activism.   ILLUMINATI will
have no such luck.   Even after twelve solid years of Reaganism, in
which the federal government was essentially run by panic-stricken
astrologers and the Republican Party kowtowed utterly to its fringe-nut
element, it's still unthinkable that a work like ILLUMINATI could
become a mainline Hollywood film.  Even as a work of science fiction,
ILLUMINATI would simply be laughed off the screen by the public.  Even
R. A. Wilson's ILLUMINATI would have a better chance at production.
Margaret Atwood's HANDMAID'S TALE, which promotes anti-network paranoia
from a decidedly leftist/feminist perspective, actually made it to the
screen!   The Burkett ILLUMINATI's theocratic nuttiness is simply too
ludicrous.
SNEAKERS is a professional piece of Hollywood entertainment and a
pleasant movie to watch.  I'm not one of those who feels that Hollywood
movies should be required to teach moral lessons, or to heighten public
taste, even to make basic sense.  Hey, let Hollywood be Hollywood:
SNEAKERS has some nice production values, a solid cast, some thrills
and some laughs; money spent seeing it is money well spent.
And yet there's a lot to dislike about SNEAKERS anyhow.   The entire
effort has a depressing insincerity, and a profound sense of
desperation and defeat that it tries to offset with an annoying
nervous-tic mockery.    The problem resides in the very nature of the
characters and their milieu.   It's certainly an above-average cast,
with Sidney Poitier, Robert Redford, Dan Aykroyd and River Phoenix, who
are as professionally endearing and charismatic as they can manage.
Yet almost everything these characters actually do is deceitful,
repulsive, or basically beside the point; they seem powerless,
hopeless, and robbed of their own identities,  robbed of legitimacy,
even robbed of their very lives.
SNEAKERS is remarkable for its fidelity to the ethos of the computer
undergrou
nd.   It's something of a love-note to the 2600 crowd (who
seem properly appreciative).  System-cracker practices like trashing,
canning, and social-engineering are faithfully portrayed.  And while
SNEAKERS is remarkably paranoid, that too rather suits its own milieu,
because many underground hackers are in fact remarkably paranoid,
especially about the NSA, other techie feds, and their fellow hackers.
Hacking complex computer systems from the outside -- maintaining a
toehold within machinery that doesn't belong to you and is not obedient
to your own purposes -- tends by its nature to lead to a rather
fragmentary understanding.  This fragmentary knowledge, combined with
guilty fear, is a perfect psychological breeding-ground for a deeply
paranoid outlook.   Knowledge underground takes the form of a hipster's
argot, rules of thumb, and superstitious ritual, combined with large
amounts of practised deceit.  And that's the way the SNEAKERS cast
basically spend their lives: in pretense and deception, profoundly
disenchanted and utterly disenfranchised.  Basically, not one person
among them can be trusted with a burnt-out match.  Even their
"robberies" are fakes; they lie even to one another, and they risk
their lives, and other people's,  for peanuts.
SNEAKERS, in which anagrams play a large thematic role, is itself an
anagram for NSA REEKS.   The National Security Agency is the largest
target for the vaguely-leftist, antiauthoritarian paranoia expressed by
the film.  The film's sinister McGuffin is an NSA-built super-decryptor
device.   (This super-decryptor is a somewhat silly gimmick, but that
shouldn't be allowed to spoil the story.  Real cryptography enthusiasts
will probably be too busy laughing at the decryptor's mad-genius
inventor,  a raunchy parody of real-life cryptographer Whitfield
Diffie.) The IRS, though never mentioned overtly, also comes in for
some tangential attack, since the phone number of one of the IRS's
California offices is given out verbally during the film by an
attractive young woman, wh
o claims that it's her home phone number.
This deliberate bit of mischief must have guaranteed the IRS a lot of
eager phone-phreak action.
Every conspiracy must have a Them.  In the black-and-white world of
ILLUMINATI,  all forms of opposition to Goodness must be cut from the
same Satanic cloth, so that Aleister Crowley, Vladimir Lenin and David
Rockefeller are all of one warp and woof.   SNEAKERS, by contrast, is
slightly more advanced, and features two distinct species of Them.
The first Them is the Hippie-Sold-Out Them, a goofy role gamely played
by  Ben Kingsley as a Darkside Yuppie Hacker Mafioso, a kind of
carnivorous forty-something Bill Gates.   The second species of Them is
the enonymously reeking NSA, the American shadow-spook elite,
surprisingly personified by a patriarchal James Earl Jones in an oddly
comic and comforting Wizard of Oz-like cameo.
Both these Thems are successfully fooled by the clever Sneakers in bits
of Hollywood business that basically wouldn't deceive a bright
five-year-old, much less the world's foremost technical espionage
agency and a security-mad criminal zillionaire.
But these plot flaws are no real objection.   A more genuine objection
would be the entire tenor of the film.  The film basically accomplishes
nothing.  Nothing actually happens.  No one has to change their mind
about anything.  At the end, the Hacker Mafioso is left at large, still
in power, still psychotic, and still in command of huge sums and vast
archives of illicit knowledge and skill.  The NSA, distributing a few
cheap bribes, simply swears everybody to secrecy, and retreats safely
back into the utter undisturbed silence of its Cold War netherworld.  A
few large issues are raised tangentially, but absolutely nothing is
done about them, and no moral judgements or decisions are made.  The
frenetic plotting of the Sneaker team accomplishes nothing whatsoever
beyond a maintenance of the status quo and the winning of a few toys
for the personnel.  Redford doesn't even win the token girl.   It seems
much ado ab
out desperately little.
Then, at the very end, our hero robs the Republican Party of all its
money through computer-fraud, and distributes it to worthy left-wing
causes.  Here something has actually happened at last, but it's a
dismal and stupid thing.  It's profoundly undemocratic, elitist, and
hateful act; only a political idiot could imagine that a crime of this
nature would do a minute's worth of real good.   And  even this
psychotic provocation has the look of a last-minute tag-on to the
movie; in the book, it doesn't even occur.
The film makes two stabs at Big Message.   There's a deliberate and
much-emphasized Lecture at the Foot of the Cray, where the evil
Darkside Hacker explains in slow and careful capital letters that the
world in the 90s has become  an Information Society and has thus become
vulnerable to new and suspiciously invisible forms of manipulation.
Beyond a momentary spasm of purely intellectual interest, though, our
hero's basic response is a simple "I know.  And I don't care."   This
surprisingly sensible remark much deflates the impact of the
superhacker-paranoia scenario.
The second Big Message occurs during a ridiculously convenient
escape-scene in which our hero defies the Darkside Hacker to kill him
face-to-face.   The bad-guy, forced to look deep inside his own
tortured soul, can't endure the moral responsibility involved in
pulling a trigger personally.  The clear implication is that sooner or
later somebody has to take a definite and personal responsibility for
all this abstract technologized evil.   Unfortunately this is sheer
romantic hippie nonsense; even Adolf Eichmann has it figured that it
was all somebody else's fault.   The twentieth century's big-time evils
consisted  of people pushing papers in a distant office causing other
people to die miles away at the hands of dazed functionaries.
Tomorrow's button-pushers are likely to be more remote and insulated
than ever; they're not going to be worrying much about their cop-outs
and their karma.
SNEAKERS plays paranoia for s
lapstick laughs in the character of Dan
Aykroyd, who utters a wide variety of the standard Space-Brother nutty
notions, none of them with any practical implications whatsoever.
This may be the worst and most discouraging aspect of the
conspiratorial mindset -- the way it simultaneously flatters one's own
importance and also makes one willing to do nothing practical and
tangible.   The conspiracy theorist has got it all figured, he's got
the inside angles, and yet he has the perfect excuse for utter cynical
torpor.
Let's just consider the real-world implications of genuine
conspiratorial convictions for a moment.  Let's assume, as many people
do, that John Kennedy really was shot dead in a 'silent coup' by a US
government cabal in 1963.   If this is true,  then we Americans clearly
haven't run our own national affairs for at least thirty years.  Our
executive, our Congress, our police and our bureaucracies have all been
a fraud in the hands of elite and murderous secret masters.   But if
we're not running our own affairs today, and haven't for thirty years,
then how the heck are we supposed to start now?   Why even try?  If the
world's fate is ineluctably in the hands of Illuminati, then what real
reason do we have to meddle in public matters?  Why make our thoughts
and ideas heard?   Why organize, why discuss public policy, why make
budgets, why set priorities, why vote?  We'll just get gypped anyhow.
We'd all be better off retired, in hiding, underground, in monasteries,
in purdah, or dead.
If the NSA's tapping every phone line and reading every license-plate
from orbit, then They are basically omniscient.   They're watching us
every moment -- but why do they bother?  What quality, besides our own
vanity, would make us important enough to be constantly watched by
Secret Masters?  After all, it's not like we're actually intending to
*accomplish* anything.
Conspiracy is for losers.  As conspiracy freaks, by our very nature
we'll always live on the outside of where it's Really Happening.
That's what justifies ou
r existence and allows us to tell Ourselves
apart from Them.  Unlike people in the former Eastern Bloc, who
actually were oppressed and monitored by a sinister power-elite, we
ourselves will never *become* what's Really Happening, despite our
enormous relative advantages.   Maybe we can speculate a little
together, trade gossip, scare each other silly and swap outlandish
bullshit.  We can gather up our hacker scrapbooks from the office trash
of the Important and Powerful.  We can press our noses to the big
mirrorglass windows.  Maybe it we're especially daring, we can fling a
brick through a window late one night and run like hell.  That'll prove
that we're brave and that we really don't like Them -- though we're not
brave enough to replace Them, and we're certainly not brave enough to
become Them.
And this would also prove that no sane person would ever trust us with
a scintilla of real responsibility or power anyway, over ourselves or
anyone else.  Because we don't deserve any such power, no matter from
what angle of the political spectrum we happen to emerge.   Because
we've allowed ourselves the ugly luxury of wallowing in an enormous
noisome heap of bullshit.  And for being so stupid, we deserve whatever
we get.
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